Total Medals Earned: 2,507 (From 398 different games.) Total Medal Score: 41,945 Points
Medals Earned: 7/7 (35/35 points)
You can always use giblets if there aren't any severed heads lying around.
Cut more than prices in half.
asSALT the elf.
You pulled him off.
...or roast limbless elf corpse, whatever.
Remember the true meaning of Christmas and pray to RoboJesus.
It's a rerun... damned Christmas specials.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (70/95 points)
get at least 1400 love points
get at least 1400 social life points
get at least 1400 hobbies points
get at least 1400 career points
get a 23x multiplier for any aspect of life
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
get at least 14 combos
Medals Earned: 8/10 (240/440 points)
No, you can't fly!
...
finding the bus stop
:P
Game completed! Awsum Yay!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/40 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (100/100 points)
Complete first 5 levels.
Complete first 9 levels.
Complete Lighbot.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (175/225 points)
Rescue NeNe.
Beat the game!
Rescue Darnell.
???
Medals Earned: 4/4 (25/25 points)
Spent hard earned money
Placed a bet on a fight to the death
The blood money is yours
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/310 points)
Die with heart in your eyes.
Collect all bits.
Beat the game.
Beat the game in less than 10 minutes.
Don't die.
Collect all bits, beat the game in less than 10 minutes and don't die.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (255/255 points)
Life after death
Replay the game.
Finish the game without dying.
Defeat the final boss.